I haven't done this in awhile, mainly because everything Oliver says is pretty hilarious. He talks all the time now so a lot of the things I forget.
These are some that I remember from the last few weeks.
*Ryan had the boys over at my in laws house. He sent me a video of Oliver pouting. He was walking around the yard with him arms folded and he kept saying 'I want to go home!" When I asked why he was upset, he said, "Georgie (the dog) knocked me over and stole my raisins!"
Oliver: Want a beer Mommy?
Me: No thank you!
Oliver: When I get bigger I have beer?
Me: Yes, when you are much bigger.
Oliver: When I'm old like you Mommy?
Oatmeal was chewing on my flip-flop. He yells, "Oh No Oatmeal! Go Away Somewhere!"
Me: Who made this mess?
We're listening to Zac Brown and Oliver came up and said he was hungry. I told him he needed to dance for food. He goes, "I shake my booty for O's!"
Oliver touched my hair and said, "it's wet, did Wrinkles pee on it?"
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